Chuckle 1762

Chuckle 1762
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~Italian Girl~
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A woman goes to Italy to attend 2-week, company training session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her a good trip.

The wife RESPONDS: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring BACK for you?"

The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girL!!!"

The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:

"So, honey, how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you."

"And, what happened to my present?"

"Which present?" She asked.

"The one WHERE I asked for an Italian girl!!"

"Oh, that" she said

"Well, I did what I COULD; now we have to wait nine months to see if it is a girl!!!"

Moral of the story: Don’t tempt a woman. ***


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