Chuckle 1857

Chuckle 1857
(Pat M of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Drink Alcohol for Good Health ~
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To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . And those who don't.


It has been said: 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.


Remember: Water = Poo, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service,

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