Chuckle 1883

Chuckle 1883
(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA gets today’s chuckle thanks!)
I’m going to refine this; Sheila got it from Audrey N who got it from
her brother Walt in Canada but I notice that Dennis F did the sending.

Maybe this note will explain it;
Hi Sheila, My brother in Canada sent these and though it was time I sent a few smiles your way. Walt enjoyed Mr. Chuckles so much we have them come to us regularly!! A good laugh is always good.Audrey!

I’m confused here again, who is sending them to Walt? Some one help me out here! Maybe we will have an answer by tomorrow!
---Jerry---


~Church Bulletins~ Part 1 (some old some new)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and Today’s Horoscope.)

They're back! Church Bulletins: Thank God for church ladies with typewriters -- misspellings, bad sentence construction or choice of words all make for fun reading. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: "Break Forth into Joy." ---- --- --- -------------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Today's Horoscope )
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Dear Diary,

For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.


THURSDAY :

Brad was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late; it took me that long to tie my shoes.

Brad took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny bitch to find me.

Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine -- which I sank.

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Have a good one!!!