Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Chukle 1902

Chuckle 1902
(Linda M of Eugene OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~A Love Story~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope and
Six Differences.)

The love story of Ralph and Edna.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you we re able to rationally respond to a crisis by jum ping in and saving the life of the pe rson you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?' ***

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Note : I keep getting emails with attachments which have been forwarded 4,5,6, times and when you send it to others it’s one more time which means that they have to be opened that many times.
Maybe you could do this, Open it to the joke or message and then click forward now high light and delete any addresses remaining and them using BCC send it to all your friends including yourself. This way you can see what you sent and your friends won’t have to keep opening
and opening and opening again and again. Be kind to them!! In other words clean up your emails---Jerry--
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(Real or Fake; Are these photos real of fake?)

Home Computer of the Future as Envisioned in 1954









Fake

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(Find the 6 differences, see answers below.)







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