Chuckle 1892

Chuckle 1892
(Nancy S of Sheridan WY gets today’s chuckle thanks!)


~The Wrong Side of the Bed~
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As she passed the young ladies, Mother Superior said, 'Good morning ladies.' The novices replied, 'Good morning, Mother Superior, may God be with you.' But after they had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to the other, 'I think she got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning.' This startled Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue the issue. A little further down the hall, Mother Superior passed two of the sisters who had been teaching at the convent for several years. She greeted them with, 'good morning Sister Martha, Sister Jessica, may God give you wisdom for your students today.' 'Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you, and may God be with you.' But again, after passing, Mother Superior overheard, 'She got out of the wrong side of bed today.' Baffled, she started to wonder if she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated look on her face. She vowed to be more pleasant. Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw retired Sister Mary approaching, As Sister Mary was rather deaf, and Mother Superior had plenty of time to arrange a pleasant smile and think, before greeting Sister Mary. 'Good Morning, Sister Mary. I'm so happy to see you up and about. I pray God watches over you today, and grants you a wonderful day.'' Ah, good morning Mother Superior and thank you. I see you got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' Mother Superior was floored!


'Sister Mary, what have I done wrong? I have tried to be pleasant, but three times already today, people have said that about me.' Sister Mary stopped, and looked Mother Superior in the eye.

'Oh dear, don't take it personal, Mother Superior.

It's just that you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers.!!!!!'
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~ARE YOU MARTHA OR MAXINE? ~ From Jayne C of Florence OR; Thanks Jayne!!



MARTHA
13.Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.?

MAXINE
14.Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!?All?your pains go away!

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