Chuckle 1886
Chuckle 1886
(Marlene W of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)
~Profiling ~Might be a (2nd time arounder)
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A customer asked 'In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?'
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, 'Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something.'
'If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?' 'Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?' 'Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?' 'Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?'
'Would you? Would you?'
The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
'If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish because I asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replies, 'Because you're in Home Depot.'
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A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
SUNDAY :
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year my daughter (the little shit) will choose a gift for me that is fun -- like a root canal or a hysterectomy.
I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!
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