Chuckle 1965

Chuckle 1965
(Today's chuckle thanks go to George H of Florence!)

~Frozen Crabs~
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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly ranted & raved that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to threaten about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin, 'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise his hand and come forward?'

Not one hand went up, nobody moved ... so she took them home and ate them herself.

Men never learn. ***

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