Chuckle 1974

Hi everybody; Lora’s mother has been quite ill and we are going to Eugene to care for her for a couple of days. So no chuckles until I return. Sorry!! ---Jerry---


Chuckle 1974
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Step 1 Wash Elephant well

~ Elephant Stew~ (Old African Recipe)
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Elephant Stew.
1 Elephant, Medium Size
2 Rabbits (Optional)
Salt & Pepper to taste
Brown Gravy

Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces. This should take about two months. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook over a hot fire for about four weeks. This will serve 3800 people.

If more are expected, two rabbits may be added, but do this only if necessary as some people do not like to find a hare in their stew.

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