Chuckle 2003

Chuckle 2003
(Rich C of Yuma AZ gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

Bubba and Ray

~Bubba and Ray~ (2nd time around)
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Bubba and Ray Bubba and Ray (Arkansas mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba, 'but we don’t have a ladder.'

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,' and walked away.


Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'

Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government supervising the reconstruction of the New Orleans levees.


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