Chuckle 2081

Chuckle 2081
(Gwenda B of Junction City OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~ Confucius Says ~
(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine.)

Confucius Says:
Man who run in Front of car get tired.

Man who run behind Car get exhausted.

Man with one Chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many Prunes get good run for money...

Baseball is wrong: Man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not Determine who is right, war determine who is Left.

Wife who put Husband in doghouse soon find him in Cathouse.

Man who fight with Wife all day get no piece at night...

It take many nails To build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like Hell, bound to get there.

Man who live in Glass house should change clothes in Basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs...

Crowded elevator Smell different to midget.

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