Chuckle 2156
Chuckle 2156
(Linda M. of Eugene OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)
Ole
~Ole Fills In ~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)
A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had
a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX,
sir,' says Ole.
Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?'
asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra
And her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME
I haven't seen a man in over two years!!
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
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'I put drops in her eyes!!'
.U all thought I was sending a dirty joke!!!!
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~Ole Fills In ~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today's Horoscope, Maxine,
and 6 differences.)
A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all my patients.'
'Yes, sir!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, How was your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients. 'The first one had
a Headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Bravo, Mate, and the second one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX,
sir,' says Ole.
Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?'
asks the Doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra
And her panties and lies down on the table and shouts: HELP ME
I haven't seen a man in over two years!!
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
>
>
>
>
>
'I put drops in her eyes!!'
.U all thought I was sending a dirty joke!!!!
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. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
Today's Horoscope )
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(Maxine from my own collection.)
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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below)
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