Chuckle 2203

Chuckle 2203
(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Old Bat, New Hat ~
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and 6 differences.)

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight So that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties and your privates are exposed!" Said the gentleman in earnest.


The woman looked down, Then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there Is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

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