Chuckle 2248

Chuckle 2248
(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Sick Leave ~
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and 6 differences.)

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted crazy he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the cubicle wall and made funny noises.

My blonde co-worker asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was crazy and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the name of good god are you doing?' I told him I was a light bulb. He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.' I jumped down and walked out of the office...

My co-worker followed me, and the Boss asked her, '...And where do you think you're going?!'

'You can't possibly expect me to work in the dark!'

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