Chuckle 2346

Chuckle 2346
(Don Wilson of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Damned Good~ (2nd Time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

A man went to church one day and afterwards he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'No shit?'

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(Maxine from Bev’s collection.)



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(Things I didn't know - or had forgotten)

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
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"Have a good one"