Chuckle 2394

Chuckle 2394
(Linda M of Eugene OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Jose and Carlos~

Jose and Carlos are both beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as Jose, but only collects about eight or nine dollars a day.

Every day, Jose brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has lots of cash to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?"

Jose says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos' sign reads;

“I have no work, a wife and
six kids to support.”

"What's wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get eight or nine dollars a day!"

Carlos says, "Alright, so what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads:

“I only need ten dollars to get back to Mexico”
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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~Lovemaking Tips for Seniors. ~

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember...

6. Use extra polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.
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(Have a great day)