Chuckle 2528

Chuckle 2528
(Rick and Ann of Surrey BC get today's chuckle thanks.)

~Squirrels~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field." A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered; "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching. *

But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,

'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

Well, I guess I just panicked”

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/


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(X’mas Maxine’s from Elva B in Coldwell ID)




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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)