Chuckle 2551

Chuckle 2551
(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR ~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine, and WHY??

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'


To which she replied, ‘there certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/


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(Maxine from my own collection.)








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(Why from Stevan S of Florence OR.)

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
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Have a good one!