Chuckle 2543

Chuckle 2543
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)



~How to Stop Church Gossip! ~ (2nd time around) (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine, + Why?

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a mistake, however, when she accused Frank, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically told Frank (and several others) that every one seeing it there WOULD KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING!

Frank, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing...

Later that evening, Frank quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.... walked home . . . and left it there all night.



(You gotta love Frank!)

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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
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(Maxine on X’mas from my own collection.)


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Why from Stevan S of Florence OR.)

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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Have a Good one!