Chuckle 2535

Chuckle 2535
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~The Italian Momma~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,) + Why?

If YOU ARE ITALIAN YOU KNOW THIS IS TRUE…...

Rocco excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.

He says, 'Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry.'

The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, 'Okay, Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry?'

She immediately replies, 'The one on the right.'

'That's amazing, Ma.

You're right.

How did you know?'

The Italian mother replied:

'I don't like her.'

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Why from Stevan S of Florence OR.)

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do;
you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your
thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Have a great day.