Chuckle 2537

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Chuckle 2537
(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Getting a hairdryer through customs~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?' ...'Of course, child. What may I do for you?'


'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under ...your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!'

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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Why from Stevan S of Florence OR.)

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes
you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

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