Chuckle 2546

Chuckle 2546
(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)
This girl must be Extremely smart!

~Weight Gain~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

With time, women gain weight because they accumulate so much information and wisdom in their heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of their bodies. So they aren't heavy, they are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when you look at your butt in the mirror you will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!

That must be where the term 'Smart Ass' came from!



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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)