Chuckle 2559

Chuckle 2559
(Lora S. of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~A Crying Blonde~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies, 'early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'why don't you go home for the Day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!'

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)






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(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA sent this to

me on Apr. 3rd 2001.)

(You’re a Redneck when)
You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.
You've hit on somebody in a VD clinic.

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Have a good day!!