Chuckle 2561

Chuckle 2561
(Keith K and Nicki H both of Florence OR get today's chuckle thanks.)

~A Cup of Tea ~ (2nd time around)(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my mom came home.

My dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Mom waited, and sure enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy; and she watched him drink it up.


Then she said, (as only a mother would know), "'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Sheila M of Rough and Ready CA sent this to me
on Apr. 3rd 2001.)

You know you’re a redneck when;

Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

You can spit without opening your mouth.

You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.

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