Chuckle 2581

Chuckle 2581
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~BUTTERCUPS AND GOLF BALLS~
(Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine and Calvin

Towards the end of a round of golf, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.

Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden? POOF!!

In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She said, 'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make
those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life... better still, you
won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.... As a
matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of
your life!!!'

Then POOF! She was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, 'Fred,
where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred!' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T
SWING!!!'
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Word for the day Click
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For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(From Mona L of Florence OR)
(Calvin’s Snowmen)



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Well it looks like wind and rain all this week on the Oregon coast, Gad !! So long for now!

---Mr. Chuckles---