Chuckle 2596

Chuckle 2596
(Ron S of Ada OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Indian with a Problem~ (2nd time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

An indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo in the other. He says to the waiter:"Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee..... The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out. The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was that all about anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says,

"Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, and leave shit for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)