Chuckle 2610

Chuckle 2609
(Dean O of Florence OR, sent this to me in 2003, it was sent out as chuckle 86.)

~Put Out The Cat ~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Bumper Stickers from Charlie)

(You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one.)

A couple was all dressed and ready to go out for the evening.
They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the house. They didn't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband went inside to get the cat. The cat ran up the stairs with the man in hot pursuit.
The wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty. She explained to the taxi driver that her husband would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband got into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," he said, as they drive away. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the backyard!"
The cabdriver hit a parked car...
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Today in History Click
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)

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(Have a great day)