Chuckle 2601

Chuckle 2601
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)


~Maxine's One Day Employment at Wal-Mart~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Charlie’s Bumper Stickers.

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day....

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, Unattractive, mean-acting redneck woman walked into the store with her two redneck kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly redneck woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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