Chuckle 2604

(Phyllis and Chet of Pasadena CA get today's chuckle thanks.)

~Too Late~ (2nd time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the road.



One day they were seen pounding a sign into the ground that said: "DA END ISS NEAR!! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE".

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!” From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash.

Rev. Ole turns to Pastor Sven and asks, "Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say "Bridge Out."
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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
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For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the Six Differences, Answers below.)