Chuckle 2630

Chuckle 2630 (Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks.) ~Darwin Award~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and church ladies with typewriters. The latest nominee for this year's Darwin Award goes to.... 1. Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everett Sanchez tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course. Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch. Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance, and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and remained in the ball washer, while the other testicle was compressed and flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new $300.00 driver that he had just purchased from the pro-shop, and was using to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and the remaining threesome was asked to leave the course. This email was cleaned by email Stripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm ________________________________________________________ Today in History Click http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history Word for the day Click http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/ For today's Horoscope click http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/ ________________________________________________________ (Maxine from my own collection.) ___________________________________________________________ (CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS from Lora in Florence OR.) Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. ------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. ___________________________________________________________ Have a great day !