Chuckle 2664

Chuckle 2664
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)



~Ralph and Edna ~ (Second time around) (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Ralph and Edna Ralph and Edna were both patients in a
mental hospital. One day while they were walking past
the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to
the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's
heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally
stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have
good news and bad news. The good news is you're being
discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a
crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love...
I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is Ralph hung himself in the bathroom
with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself,
I put him there to dry.’

‘How soon can I go home?'

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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(Find the six differences, answers below)