Chuckle 2690
Chuckle 2690
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)
~Moms in Group Therapy~ (Second time around)(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "Jane, you are obsessed with eating. You've named your daughter Candy.
He turned to the second Mom: "Amy, your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom: "Joyce, your obsession is alcohol. This, too, shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth Mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history
Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/
For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)
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(Find the six differences, answers below)
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