Chuckle 2703

Chuckle 2703
(Charlie M of Tecumseh OK gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~GOLFER AT THE DENTIST~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and A Couple of Ideas to Keep You Out of Trouble!

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb.


I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
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For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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A Couple of Ideas to Keep You Out Of Trouble! From Bev.


19. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

20. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

21. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

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I hope your Sunday is nice!!