Chuckle 2694

Chuckle 2694
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)



~I Told My Friend. ~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

This morning I told my friend that I waded across a raging river, escaped from a bear in the woods,

Marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand,
And climbed up an enormous tree! ...

My friend said, “You must be some outdoorsman!"

"No," I replied, "I'm just a lousy golfer."

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history/

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the six differences, answers below)