Chuckle 2704

Chuckle 2704

(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)9-1-04

Golden Princess



~Better than a Rest Home~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Dear Friends and Family!

There will be no nursing home in our future......when
we get old and feeble,

We are going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship, the
average cost for a nursing home is $200.00 per day
each. I have checked on reservations at Princess and
I can get a long term discount and senior discount
price of $135.00 per day each. That leaves $62.00 a
day for:

1. Gratuities which will only be $10.00 per day.

2. We will have as many as 10 meals a day if we can
waddle to the restaurant, or we can have room service
(which we can have breakfast in bed every day of the week).

3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a
workout room, free washers and dryers, shows every
night,

4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and all the
free soap and shampoo.

5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a
patient. A extra $5.00 bucks worth of tips will have
the entire staff scrambling to help you.

6. We will get to meet new people every 7or 14 days.

7. T.V. broken? Light Bulb need changing? need to have
the mattress replaced? No Problem! They will fix
everything and apologize for your inconvenience.

8. Clean sheets and towels every day and you don't
even have to ask for them.

9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you
are on Medicare, if you fall and break a hip on a
Princess Ship they will up grade you to a suite for
the rest of your life( can't beat that). Now hold on
for the best,

Do you want to see South America, the Panama Canal,
Tahiti, Australia, New Zealand, Asia, or You name
where you want to go and Princess will have a ship
ready to go. So don't look for us in a nursing home
just call shore to ship. Just forward all our email to
d&c@princessship.com.

Love, Doug

p.s. If you die they just dump you over the side, at
no charge.
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/


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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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(Find the six differences, answers below)