Chuckle 2759

Chuckle 2759
~Another Chuckle from my archives~

Chuckle 29 Sent by Jayne and John who gets today's Chuckle thanks.)
On Wednesday, November 22, 2000 4:05 PM
(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and
Men Can Fix Anything)



Q: What do you call someone half Indian and half Chinese?
A: UG-LEE!
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Introducing Willie Wong's Best Educational Seller: "Learn Chinese in 5
Minutes"
English: He's cleaning his automobile
Chinese: Wa Shing Ka
English: This is a tow away zone
Chinese: No Pah King
English: Is there a fugitive here?
Chinese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
English: Small Horse
Chinese: Tai Ni Po Ni
English: Your price is too high!!!
Chinese: No Bai Nut Ding!!!
English: Did you go to the beach
Chinese: Wai Yu So Tan?
English: I bumped into a coffee table
Chinese: Ai Bang Mai Ni
English: It's very dark in here
Chinese: Wai So Dim?
English: Has your flight been delayed?
Chinese: Hao Long Wei Ting?
English: I thought you were on a diet?
Chinese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?
English: They have arrived
Chinese: Hai Dei Kum
English: Your body odor is offensive
Chinese: Yu Stin Ki Pu
English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Chinese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
English: I got this for free
Chinese: Ai No Pei
English: Stay out of sight
Chinese: Lei Lo
English: Phew! Does this bathroom stink!
Chinese: Hu Flung Dung?
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Today in History Click
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Men Can Fix Anything) from Linda M of Florence)



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