Chuckle 2767

(Chuckle 2767)
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)



~Three Nuns~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, Men Can Fix Anything)

Three nuns were attending a Yankee baseball game. Three men were sitting directly behind them. Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns, hoping they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area. In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I’m going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there."

Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly, "I want to move to Montana. There are only 5o nuns living there."

The third guy yelled, "I want to go to Idaho. There are only 25 nuns living there." the mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said,

"Why don't you go to hell...? There aren't any nuns there."

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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Men Can Fix Anything) from Linda M of Florence)



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