Chuckle 2763

Chuckle 2763
(Pam S of Citrus Ht. CA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~Wrong Shampoo~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Men Can Fix Anything)

I've got to switch shampoos....
I don't know WHY I didn’t figure this out sooner!!!!
It's the shampoo I use in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body
and (duh!) printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning…

FOR EXTRA VOLUME AND BODY!

NO wonder I have been gaining weight!!!
Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo.
I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead. Their label reads,

DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.

Problem Solved!!!

If I don't answer the phone …I'll be in the shower!!!
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Men Can Fix Anything) from Linda M of Florence OR)