Chuckle 2865

Chuckle 2865
(Nancy S of Sheridan WY gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Kind Bikers~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Tech Support)

A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a good looking woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he did not want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked...

"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.

After she has finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best
kiss I have ever had! That is a real talent you are wasting. You could
be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"

"My parents do not like me dressing up like a girl........”

The authorities think she may have been pushed.

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(A Maxine from My Own Collection.)








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(Tech Support: From Nicky H of Florence OR.)


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