Chuckle 2978

(Chuckle 2978)

(Robert J of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks)

~Three from Robert~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel

"Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. "Nope,"

replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. "Yours is."

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Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Soldier: "Sure, buddy."

Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!"

"Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

Soldier: "No, SIR!"

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An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop.

They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached
for some after-shave to slap on their faces.

The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've
been in a whorehouse!"

The Chief turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife
doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Find the six differences, answers below)