Chuckle 2989

(Chuckle 2989)
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today’s Chuckle thanks)

~Designated Driver~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Smile Awhile)

As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes
with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at
the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice
red wine.
Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something
I've never done before: I took a bus home.
Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved
it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I
have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

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(Maxine Cartoon)

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