Chuckle 3026

(Chuckle 3026)

(Nicky H of Florence OR and Nancy S of Sheridan WY get today’s chuckle thanks)

From Nicky; ~Resurrection~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him. He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?" One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said "Please tell us what the resurrection is". The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice "When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!" It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that little boy's voice won't be.
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From Nancy; ~Old Enough~

(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A friend of mine was sitting on a lawn, sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn.

He helped the elderly driver out and sat her on a lawn chair.

"My goodness" he exclaimed, "you are quite old to be driving!"

"Yes" she replied,” I am old enough that I don't need a license."

"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driving license." I told him "yes" and handed it to him.

He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket." "You won't be needing this anymore," he said.

So I thanked him and left.

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Find the six differences, answers below)