Chuckle 3029

(Chuckle 3029)

(Dean O of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks)
Chuckle 27 (Sent out June of 2003)

~ HOW TO BATHE A CAT ~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Smile Awhile)

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.

4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids
and stand on top, so cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds
(ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) .

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse,
which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from
toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors,
where he will air dry.

Sincerely,
The Dog

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine Cartoon)

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