Chuckle 3098

(Chuckle 3098) Classic
(Phyllis in Pasadena gets today’s chuckle thanks!)
(Chuckle 250 (Sent out in Feb 2004)

~Catholic Kindergartners~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day,
Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A group of preschoolers were trying to become
accustomed to the kindergarten.

The biggest hurdle they faced was that the Sister
insisted on no baby talk!

You need to use Big People words, she was always
reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER; use

Big People words," the patient Sister replied.

Then the Sister asked Mitchell what he had done;

"I took a ride on a choo-choo."

"No," the Sister said, "you took a ride on a TRAIN."

"You must remember to use Big People words."

She then asked Alex what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL," the Nun said.
"What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it, then puffed
out his little chest with great pride, and said,

"Winnie the SHIT!"
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Find the six differences, answers below)