Chuckle 3104

(Chuckle 3104)

(Nancy S if Sheridan WY gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Johnny’s Future Plans~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

The teacher was asking her students what they wanted to be when they grow up. It was Little Johnny's turn.

Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire and go to expensive clubs. Find a bitch there; buy her a million dollar apartment in Vegas.

Get her a Ferrari. Buy her a beach house in Miami, a private jet, get her expensive jewelry and have sex with her 3 times a day."

The teacher was at a lost for words and didn't know what to do, so she just proceeded along and asked Little Susie what she wanted to be.

Susie replied: “Johnny’s bitch!!"

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