Chuckle 3107

(Chuckle 3107)
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks)
Chuckle 2511 Classic (Sent out in Nov. 2010)

~Blonde with a Problem~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her blonde roommate saw her and asked, 'What are you doing?' The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

The roommate rolled her eyes and said, 'Uh, like hello!

You need to roll up the windows first.'
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Today in History Click

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine on winter from my own collection.)

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An Airline with a sense of humor.
(From Phyllis and Chet of Pasadena CA)

On another flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
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