Chuckle 3109

(Chuckle 3109)

(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today’s chuckle thanks)

~Pay Increase~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and
Redneck medical terminology)

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset
about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did"

Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks,
"And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora… The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

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(Redneck medical terminology from Phyllis and Chet.)

Dilate
- To live long

Enema
- Not a friend

Fester
- Quicker than someone else