Chuckle 3114

(Chuckle 3114)

Chuckle 130; This chuckle comes to us from Nadine Walsh of
Carpinteria, CA (Which is near Santa Barbara).
Thanks Nadine!

~Ace Student~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Students in an Advanced Biology Class were taking a mid-term exam. The final question on the exam which was worth 70 points or nothing was this: Name seven advantages of mother’s milk.

The student in question (who had also partied very hard the night before) was hard put to think of 7 advantages but gave it his best shot and came up with:

1. It is a perfect formula for the child.

2. It provides immunity against several diseases.

3. It is always available as needed.

4. It is always the right temperature.

5. It is inexpensive.

6. It bonds the child to the mother, and vice versa.

And then, the student was struck. Finally, just before the bell rang,
(indicating the exam was over) he wrote:

7. It comes in such cute containers.

He was the only student to ace the exam!
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(Find the six differences, answers below)