Chuckle 3125

(Chuckle 3125) Classic

(Dean O of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks for
Chuckle 410 sent out in Aug. 2004)

~Two Short Chuckles~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Burma Shave signs)

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a NJ State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the NJ State Police Ball.

He replied, "New Jersey State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he had just said. He then closed the ticket book, got in his patrol car and quickly drove away.
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~California this Week ~

Do you know what happened in California this week in 1850?

California became a state. The state had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gun fights in the streets. So, basically, it was just like California is today, except the women had real breasts.
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day/

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Memories for you and me from Nancy in Sheridan WY.)

Burma Shave signs:

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUS
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE
Burma Shave

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma Shave