Chuckle 3118

(Chuckle 3118)

Chuckle 239 Classic (sent out in Feb. 2004)
(Thanks go to John and Jayne of ? for today's chuckle!)

~The Umbrella~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day/

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Find the six differences, answers below)