Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Chuckle 3119

(Chuckle 3119)
Chuckle2535 (Sent out in April 2011)
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks.)

~Show and Tell~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Redneck medical terminology)

A kindergarten teacher gave her class a "show and tell" assignment. Each student was instructed to bring in an object that represented their religion to share with the class. The first student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Benjamin and I am Jewish and this is a Star of David." The second student got up in front of the class and said, "My name is Mary. I'm a Catholic and this is a Rosary." The third student got in up front of the class and said, "My name is Tommy. I am Methodist, and this is a casserole

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Today in History Click

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)



















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(Redneck medical terminology from Phyllis and Chet.)

Secretion
- Hiding something

Seizure
- Roman Emperor

Tablet
- A small table

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